Dear friend and subscriber,
Did you hear about the British “genius” thief who broke into a police car, stole the GPS devices, and made sure the cameras in the car got a full shot of his family name tattooed on his neck?
Yep — didn’t take more than thirty minutes for the police to find him and arrest him...again. You see, this genius was a repeat offender.
However, that didn’t sit well with the Americuns!
Not to be outdone by the Brits, one man named McArthur Wheeler had a light bulb moment:
He came up with an even better alternative to wearing a mask while robbing. By better, I mean better in his mind.
So, what could possibly be better than a mask?
In his “light bulb” moment, he made this “groundbreaking” connection:
Lemon juice can be used to make invisible ink.
Therefore: Lemon juice on face = me invisible!
Ipso facto squidigulum — I win!
Friendly reminder: we’re talking about a fully grown 45-year-old man here.
Armed with his new found knowledge, he smeared his face with lemon juice, and with bloodshot eyes, he went on to rob two Pittsburgh banks in broad daylight.
Yes not one, but TWO banks. He smiled in confidence as he walked from bank 1 to bank 2.
“Don’t worry I have a face, It’s just invisible. Now put the money in the bag,” he said as he pointed his gun in the teller’s face!
He was so convinced that his face was invisible, that when he walked out of the banks, he looked up and smiled at the surveillance cameras!
He bestowed his friendly neighborhood police force with a full face shot—smiling!—making it cheesecake for the police to track him down.
Mr.Genius was surprised when the police showed up at his home later that night, and showed him the surveillance videos.
After seeing the videos, he was in such a state of shock, and utter disbelief, that he mumbled:
“but I wore the juice!”
Q: So what does this have to do with Bitcoin and cryptocurrency?
A: Nothing, today's little fable has to do with NFT’s...
You see there is this craze going on about Non Fungible Tokens.
“They’re on the blockchain dude! Permanent! Like a fly in amber!”
Well, turns out, we’ve all been caught with lemon on our face, because all (except one) of those NFT platforms like OPENSEAS do not store the NFT on the blockchain!
They only store a link, which points to their CENTRALIZED platform i.e. SERVER which stores the NFT!
WHAAAAAAT?
Yes, you read that correctly.
All the hub-bub about NFT’s being permanent is just utter blah-blah. No...it’s actually worse. It’s DECEITFUL lying bullshit!
He published an NFT that displays differently depending on which platform you see it.
AND it displays as a TURD EMOJI in your wallet! YES a TURD EMOJI!
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But that’s not the bad part.
The bad part is that the OpenSeas admins DELETED his NFT, on the platform
and...
IN HIS WALLET!
How is that possible?
What about the fly in amber dude?! Blockchain is permanent!
Nope — OpenSeas is just a website like any other.
And they sell you a F***ing HYPERLINK to an NFT file on their server!
And like any website admin, they can delete your account, and your WALLET at any time for any reason they see fit.
SCAM OF THE CENTURY!
In other news, this billionaire says everything you need to know about Bitcoin:
Bottom line: It’s still early. GET IN NOW!
Sincerely,
Eric Z — your truth teller and “cutter-outter-of-bullshit”
P.S.
Oh, so what’s the NFT platform that actually stores the NFT on the blockchain?—you know—like everybody thought NFT’s do?
On the BSV blockchain.
The only “real” NFT platform in the world right now.